INSIDE TWITTER: Sources Say Elon Musk Has Met With Ex-Trump Lawyer Sydney Powell

After being voted out of his position as CEO in a Twitter poll of his own making, Musk has reportedly been meeting with Sydney Powell to stop the steal.

Earlier this week, Elon Musk ran a poll on Twitter to let users decide if he should remain the CEO of his recently acquired social media platform.

The results did not go as planned:

The prompt read, “Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.”

17,502,391 votes were submitted with 57.5% of respondents voting “Yes” and the other 42.5% voting “No.”

Upon the closing of the poll, users began murmuring. Many tweeted theories of foul-play, bot farms, and yes — fraud.

After reading these allegations, sources close to Musk say Sydney Powell reached out to the Chief Twit to offer her services (we’ve taken the liberty of correcting the misspellings and grammatical errors in Ms. Powell’s original correspondence):

“The results of your poll have all the telltale signs of a ‘pump-and-dump’ scheme: influxes of untraceable votes, foreign saboteurs spreading misinformation, a fraud operation on a MASSIVE SCALE.”

She closed her poorly written email with, “THE BIRDS AREN’T REAL,” in an attempt to attach the claimed fraud to a conspiracy theory that alleges the Federal Government murdered all of the birds in the U.S. in the 20th century, and replaced them with fake birds that act as surveillance collecting devices for the intelligence state.

Sources say Powell arrived at Twitter’s San Francisco HQ and began advising Elon earlier today.


Update: Early Wednesday evening, Powell was unable to start up Windows Vista on her P.C., where she claimed to have had a “treasure trove” of evidence.

She was then forcibly removed from the premises by security.


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