Son RUNS AWAY From Home After Mom ORDERS Him to Clean-Up ‘HEALTH HAZARD’ Of A Bedroom
Pictured above is Dickie’s bedroom
Dickie Chadwick fled his home after mom, Christine, witnessed the disturbing state of his bedroom.
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DETROIT, MI — Dickie Chadwick, age 27, lives in Detroit, Michigan with his parents as he is currently unemployed.
His mother, Christine works full-time as a local real estate agent and dad, Dick Sr., owns and operates a successful auto-shop business, Detroit Dick’s Detail & Body Shop.
Christine reached out to Chunky River to spread awareness of her missing boy in hopes of finding where he is currently staying:
“I love my son. Dick and I were just absolutely distraught when we realized Dickie ran away. He’s very emotional and quick to react. When I walked in his bedroom and saw that it was clearly a health hazard, I had no choice but to tell him he needed to clean his room. I mean I was genuinely concerned. I witnessed left-over pizza boxes with molded cheese, and the floor was littered with half-empty cans of Mt. Dew Code Red. Disposable contact lens containers were piled 3 feet high. Dirty, crusty clothes formed into an area rug. It smelled like a rodent had died.”
Christine went on to express guilt for asking him to clean his room, “there’s just so many things I wish I could have changed. We haven’t heard anything from Dickie. If I wasn’t so busy with work, maybe I could have cleaned the room for him. He’s a really good boy and we just want him to come back home.”
Dickie moved back home after attending Michigan State University, where he earned his Bachelor’s Degree in Fine Arts.
He has been unemployed since graduating from MSU in 2017, but he does have a channel on Twitch where he posts daily live-streams of himself playing the video game, Minecraft.
Pictured above is Dickie’s desk
When asked about how Dickie’s absence has affected him, Dick replied, “I’ve been wanting to convert that boy’s bedroom to a man cave for 5 years now. I don’t think he leaves the room other than to throw his dirty laundry at his mom and to take the Bagel Bites she makes for him out of the oven. I think he just pisses in empty bottles. The man is an animal.”
Dickie was last seen live-streaming from a basement, and he is believed to be within Detroit city-limits.
If you have any information about Dickie’s whereabouts, please reach out to Christine and Dick. They are missing their little-fully-grown-man-child and would like him to return home.
*Clarification:
Since the publishing of this article, Dick Chadwick Sr. has reached out to Chunky River to amend his statements, “he’s a grown-ass man. I mean I love the guy, but I hope he never comes back. ‘Course he can come back for holidays, but he needs to get a real job. I hired a cleaning company to come in and clean the room, so it belongs to me now. You see, I need a place to watch Sunday Football because Christine watches Lifetime movies on Sundays. I don’t like Lifetime movies.”
He went on to say the cleaning fee was over $1000 and that he had to supply the two-man team with hazmat suits.
