Treasure Trove Of Highly Classified Documents Found In Magazine Rack Next To Biden’s Toilet
It has just been revealed that the third batch of documents was found locked in a bathroom of his beach house.
The passing of time affects everyone. We each get 24 hours in a day and 365 days in a year, and all that time really adds up.
As we age, recalling memories and past actions can become really difficult. Names and faces fade, facts and figures are forgotten. And sometimes illegally removing and improperly storing highly classified government documents from the United States Government slips the ole noggin.
The latest person to be victimized by neural rigidity and deterioration is President Joseph R. Biden.
In the past week we have learned that personal lawyers working for Mr. Biden discovered two different stacks of highly classified documents from the Obama-Biden Administration. It is important to note that the Vice President has no authority to declassify documents or to steal them and improperly store them for seven years.
Even more shocking, sources close to the matter have revealed that a new, third trove of documents has just been found in his Rehoboth beach house.
The documents were discovered, locked, in an en suite bathroom by one of the President’s lawyers.
“I needed to take a huge-giant dump, so I went into the restroom,” said the lawyer, who wished to remain anonymous.
“Joe’s bathroom is real nice, so I opted for the privacy and luxury of his en suite,” he went on, “the classified intel was mixed-in with old issues of Sports Illustrated, Good Housekeeping, and 5 copies of President Zelenskyy’s feature in Time magazine.”
When asked how many more ‘piles of classified documents’ could be found at his other properties, President Biden replied, “smiles of terrified immigrants can be seen all over America,” he continued, “too many to count. My admini- admonition is ensuring that the American dream brings big smiles to every corner of this great continent.”
Sources in the Justice Department and the National Archives have said they are encouraged by the forthrightness and transparency shown by the Biden White House throughout this investigation.
