LEAKED: Sam Bankman-Fried Seeks Pardon from President Biden
Chunky River has intercepted an official letter sent to the Office of the Pardon Attorney from the recently arrested FTX founder and CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried.
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The Office of the Pardon Attorney works under the umbrella of the Department of Justice to assist the President in all matters as they relate to the granting of presidential pardons. The founder and CEO of the recently defunct cryptocurrency exchange, FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried (aka SBF) was arrested on Monday, December 12, 2022 by Bahamian police, roughly 24-hours before he was to testify for the U.S. House Committee on Financial Services.
His role in the collapse of one of the world's largest crypto-exchanges, once valued at an estimated $32 billion, has been the target of widespread speculation with many going to Twitter to voice their conspiratorial hypotheses:
And of course Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo got in on the hype:
SBF
Unlike the Twitter clout chasers, we here at Chunky River prefer to deal only in provable fact. This is the 100% authentic document SBF sent to the Office of the Pardon Attorney in an attempt to weasel out of his inevitable conviction:
Will the Biden Administration pardon Sam Bankman-Fried? Only time will tell…
We reached out to SBF for comment, but unfortunately he wasn’t able to respond before the publishing of this article.
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